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My boyfriend literally just said something an Asian hotel room and going straight there in his sleep. And it woke the cat up and now she is mewing in his face.

vintagegal:

I Love You #21 (1959)

Harry Potter plot twist:
All of Harry’s children are put in Hufflepuff.

I’m just cranky right now I had to work my second job and I got talked to by one manager in front of the other manager because I didn’t ask the customer all the questions at the checkout. Like seriously we are supposed to get a phone number, first name, last name, and email for Every. Fucking. Customer. And if they want a credit card. Twice. And to fill out the survey. And it’s like sorry you don’t pay me enough to care about doing this job perfectly. Also how obnoxious.

It’s so hard to go to the gym when the kitty the puppy and boyfriend are all snuggled next to you and sleeping smh

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

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humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

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Sunday in a nutshell

My 15 year old cousin is going through her first like ~breakup~ and I feel so bad because I can still vaguely remember my first heartbreak and when your that young it hurts so much just because you feel everything so much more than you do later in life and I want to tell her that like life moves on and one day you won’t even recognize the girl that spent all this time crying over that guy you barely remember because life is great and so many more memories are waiting to take his place but it’s like she is 15 how do you even say that to someone 10 years younger than you without sounding like some old person who wouldn’t even understand…